San Francisco Earthquakes
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Obama secret plan for fighting San-Francisco’s earthquakes…
In the past few years in California, a long term, deeply investigated, top secret research of the Star Wars project, was conducted by the best scientists of America.
The purpose of the research was to explore if it is possible to diminish the frequent and intense earthquakes accruing in the San-Francisco area.
The research explored variety of characteristics of the surface of this unique city.
The conclusions of the research shaded new approach which reviled two significant findings that could eliminate the San Francisco earthquakes to some proximity.
Stage 1: (Name code: The Fool On The Hill)
The hills and valleys of the city must be leveled to reach a stage where the landscape is planned.
The valleys of the city should be filled with ground produced from the hills. That way, create a flat, uniformed new surface.
Achieving that, without the slightest doubt, will make Miss San Francisco much more stable and less shaky lady…but there is still more work to be done:
Stage 2 : (Name code: The Long And Winding Road)
The Lombard Street is definitely the strangest and most winding street in the world, and it became a point of a tourist attraction from all over America, and around the world.
Less this street will be straightened up to be straight like a ruler, the mission won’t be accomplished …
Well…now when it is clear what work should be done in order to save San-Francisco from its earthquakes, the question remains….How the hack do we do that?
Well…since it is California at stake, and since it is an elimination mission, it was only natural that Arnold Schwarzenegger, the 38th Governor of California will automatically volunteer to do the clean job…
Due to his political commitment in the Governor position, Arnold Schwarzenegger always complained that he doesn’t have enough time to keep in good shape, so it was good opportunity to combine his city obligations together with body building!
As it was defined, 50 people are required to perform this task. Arnold recruited, to this important mission, the 49ers…but Arnold was promised to be the “pushing hills” Quarterback.
Arnold says: “It is a great honor for me to contribute my country, my physical abilities as well as….I am really thrilled, Yhaa”
“I always used to cause earthquakes, so it is now a great challenge to eliminate them…”
The big surprise that Arnold is planning would be that for the first time in the American history the next “Survival” will take place in San-Francisco…it would be Survival Celebes- Fran San, and it will include Tug of war for the Lombard Street…
Arnold is sure that in the end of the day, the earthquake wil tell him…”I ‘ll not be back…”
